Everybody is in a relationship/is in love.
idontmindbeingdifferent: totheinfinity-andbeyond: I’m just here like: click here if you’re awkward
That awkward moment
spiritus-veritas-conscientia: When you see a bug and you smack it But then you have to check if its still alive or not… And you realize its still twitching so you just flip out and start beating the twitching sh*t out of it.
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7426666: jadybabyy: ‘Sup, foo’. LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL LOL you’ll only get this if you’re chinese and you speak canto. lord, this is funny doe. :)
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then I’m like:
Broke as hell →
When you unexpectedly find money in your room
One day we will
Cuddle on the couch while we watch a movie, Go to the park and eat ice cream, Cook dinner together, Go to the carnival and i’ll try to win you a prize, Go the beach and watch the sunset together, Get matching pillow cases, so when we sleep, we can hear the beat of our hearts, Go to Disneyland and live our lives happily ever after. ♥
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thejocelynann: omgphantastic: to the anonymous that called me ugly ;( OMFG xDDD
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coopmurr: If you are under the age of 12: If you are over the age of 35: If you have more than 900 friends on facebook: If you are a bitch: If you don’t like unicorns: If you’re an asshole: If you don’t have a sense of humor: If you send hate mail to innocent people: If you’re a homophobe: That is all.
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