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I hate falling for someone.
xnikkibaby: When you fall for someone, all you think about is them. You worry if they’re talking to someone other than you. You worry if they’ll find someone better. You worry if they’re ignoring you. You worry if they’ll get bored of you and leave one day. You wait for a text or a call from them every day. Most of all, you worry if they lose feelings and the connection you two had.
When you're on Facebook and you see someone post a...
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xnikkibaby: Guy: She’ll never talk to me unless I hit her up first. -waits for her- Girl: Should I talk to him? What if he thinks I’m a bother? -waits for him-
You always look cute.
Ugh, I hate it when people say “Fuck the police”. Don’t just fuck the police. Take the police out on a couple dates. Take the police to the movies or a nice stroll in the park. Feed the police some delicious fondue. Make the police fall in love with you. Then, fuck the police. And then out of nowhere, stop taking calls from the police. Ignore the police. Make the police miss you. Make the...